Tuesday, December 30, 2008

But she never lost her head, even when she was given head

she says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side...

all we want in this life, is peace prospective & a little paper, objects they seem greataa, but i'm sure we overcomeeee when we illin on the drumm


all i need in this life is the quest, lou reed, & an angry inch

well can i?

Friday, December 26, 2008

Strictly la segunda pimpin'

streetwear is dead.
blah blah blah
I've officially stopped following the hundreds dime a dozen blogs and brands.
Now it's all beasted all your prints are the same.
turn in your fitted new era, a limited edition tee, tight jeans && nikesbs

being broke gives your closet clarity.



Every morning I'm awake at 4:30am to hear the the sacramento bee being propelled- through the night darkest before the dawn-
over my front gate,
slamming with a thundering smack onto my cement porch
damp from midnight drizzles

If I were rolling with Ice-T circa 1990 I would have been awake to hear the police creepin' around the block at 6am. Ice-T woke up the new york sound dominated nation to the westcoast, I would have returned the favor.
Backdoor outro rather than the bathroom window.

Ice T - 6 In the Morning.mp3 - Ice T

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

It's over leave it.

The topic of N.E.R.D and it's involvement with myself is a very complicated one that has spanned over seven years, and still continues today.
So alas, I will be brief, I'm happy that one of the better songs of seeing sounds, "sooner or later" is N.E.R.D's next "single," or better yet next video that wont get heavy rotation nor the attention or notoriety it deserves ala the late great "provider" circa 2002 and the bulk of N.E.R.D's music on the whole.

N.E.R.D for novice listeners:

In Search of... > Seeing Sounds< Fly or Die
& their not worth seeing live somewhere around the '05 mark

k thnks bai!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

a brief exchange in texts:

me: "the bus i'm on is old and when it vibrates against my butt i feel kind of guilty =/"
denise: "you should only feel guilt if you don't call it back tomorrow."

alas we never exchanged numbers and the guilt has subsided.

Blog Video Slap:
I want to live in this video, decade, era, moment.
The tackiness, simplicity, redundancy, 80s pop synthesizer & gaudy accessories; bellissimo!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

to thaaa windowwww to the wall, or rather more tightly confined to a particular area

& aaanotha onee
Andy, Jorma & Akiva Have Something in Their Pants for you
my favorite snl jews from the lonely island

In turn, purchase this book to utilize the vat of semen stored in your fridge, it's a perfect gift for the holidays!

Saturday, December 6, 2008


I have had my best friend change my facebook password with the stipulation I cannot know the new password until I am done with finals because I have no self control.

on another note, I cracked the screen on ebay cell phone, the play button doesn't work on my iPod & the whole top has fallen off of it, I don't have a drivers liscene let alone a car, nor a bike, I can't find a job for the life of me & I busted a holes in my hellzbellz denim, trues & air max 91s

now I am the embodiment of my favorite song in middle school,
awww shizzz, but that's okay cuz i'm stillll...

Friday, December 5, 2008

Prop 8 the Musical!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

A Strictly Butter PSA

Go to your iTunes, go to your iTunes store, find podcasts, go to music podcasts, find the Stones Throw podcast, proceed to subscribe as well as cop on archival podcasts all for free nintey-nine.

K thnks bai!

Stones Throw Blog Slap:
James Pants We're Through

Monday, December 1, 2008

I do nothing in the day but just be scratchin my nuts

...eatin chicken in the kitchen he ain't no bustin no nut...

"Video Vixens by me and teklestreet check him out! My brain manifested in a 3 somethin minute video. Mtvenus Dunny. I keep it surreal." -Mapei

Mapei- Videovixens
Mapei - Videovixens

Mapei-Date Rape video by artist Sara Gunnarsdotter

Get me on a planeeee I'm off to sweden to see Mapei--with nothing but my mama's fried chicken recipe on a 3x5 note card and some clean drawwwls, I think I'm in love. Shizz on repeatttt

Blog Slap:

My Mapei addiction is reminiscent of my phase roughly a year and a half ago in which I watched the video the Gutter Mixxx video of Lily Allen-Smile non-stop until I was brought to nausea and couldn't stand it anymore, form time to time, I wake up in cold sweats, for the beat of the gutter mixxx and images of the asses in that video
haunt me in my sleep.



tiramisuuu 009
my egg white peakss are stiff sonn
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chocolate whippcream
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kahlua espresso soaked savoiardi
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double boiler chocolate ganache
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tiramisuuu 008