a brief exchange in texts:

me: "the bus i'm on is old and when it vibrates against my butt i feel kind of guilty =/"
denise: "you should only feel guilt if you don't call it back tomorrow."

alas we never exchanged numbers and the guilt has subsided.

Blog Video Slap:
Madonna-Holiday.
I want to live in this video, decade, era, moment.
The tackiness, simplicity, redundancy, 80s pop synthesizer & gaudy accessories; bellissimo!

to thaaa windowwww to the wall, or rather more tightly confined to a particular area

& aaanotha onee
Andy, Jorma & Akiva Have Something in Their Pants for you
my favorite snl jews from the lonely island


In turn, purchase this book to utilize the vat of semen stored in your fridge, it's a perfect gift for the holidays!

breeezies

I have had my best friend change my facebook password with the stipulation I cannot know the new password until I am done with finals because I have no self control.


on another note, I cracked the screen on ebay cell phone, the play button doesn't work on my iPod & the whole top has fallen off of it, I don't have a drivers liscene let alone a car, nor a bike, I can't find a job for the life of me & I busted a holes in my hellzbellz denim, trues & air max 91s

now I am the embodiment of my favorite song in middle school,
awww shizzz, but that's okay cuz i'm stillll...

Prop 8 the Musical!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

A Strictly Butter PSA

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Enjoy.

K thnks bai!





Stones Throw Blog Slap:
James Pants We're Through

I do nothing in the day but just be scratchin my nuts

...eatin chicken in the kitchen he ain't no bustin no nut...

"Video Vixens by me and teklestreet check him out! My brain manifested in a 3 somethin minute video. Mtvenus Dunny. I keep it surreal." -Mapei

Mapei- Videovixens
Mapei - Videovixens

Mapei-Date Rape video by artist Sara Gunnarsdotter



Get me on a planeeee I'm off to sweden to see Mapei--with nothing but my mama's fried chicken recipe on a 3x5 note card and some clean drawwwls, I think I'm in love. Shizz on repeatttt




Blog Slap:
My Mapei addiction is reminiscent of my phase roughly a year and a half ago in which I watched the video the Gutter Mixxx video of Lily Allen-Smile non-stop until I was brought to nausea and couldn't stand it anymore, form time to time, I wake up in cold sweats, for the beat of the gutter mixxx and images of the asses in that video
haunt me in my sleep.



ThankyouuuATWGs

tiramisu

my egg white peakss are stiff sonn

chocolate whippcream



kahlua espresso soaked savoiardi

double boiler chocolate ganache